"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money!"
Posted 2 years ago
Dr. Nick, The Simpsons, The Springfield Files,
About perfectly cromulent
might take my tablet to work in the mornings so I can play candy crush instead of listening to people talk about themselves
Slendy is that you?
I just don’t fucking like drunk people, especially when one of them is my god damn boyfriend.
"seeking woman with high intellect and supreme social skills" lmfao good luck with that, she’s not on a dating site
God bless the employees at theaters everywhere as they are forced to clean up after what is more or less a screening of soft-core pornography.
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